Where to begin?  Well life has certainly been exciting these past couple of weeks.  I just returned from Los Angeles.

FACT: I have officially moved up to “groupie” status… what happens in LA, stays in LA… Tim McGraw concert, backstage, foot-rubs…um, that band has been Alphatized!!!

FACT:  LA and I have formed a scandalous love affair, it’s deliciously sinful

FACT:  Um, when I was in In & Out Burger, a woman thought I was some sort of celebrity and proceeded to take my picture, which caused onlookers to think I was “somebody” too… hm… WHERE’S MY BODYGUARD WHEN I NEED HIM!

LIE: The boys in LA are really manly

So let’s chat, it’s been a while.  Work is grand, Love takes a stand, Life falls like sand… grains.  Today is my birthday (well, one of them at least… to make a long story short: my parents don’t know when I was born, could be July 27th, could be July 29th) that’s the way they do things on Mars.  All is uncertainty.  My LA vacation was filled with Entertainment Executives, beachfront views, and my soul mate (who happens to be a 70 year old gay man). 

There are numerous adventures to speak of during my CA trip, the highlights:
Girl meets lots of “weird” guys
Girl decides to pick up her life and move to LA in September
Girl randomly meets someone she knows from New York whilst jogging in Venice Beach at 9am
Girl visit USC campus and decides UCLA is the way to go
Girl with the REALLY tan skin, smiling

Did I mention, I am moving to West Hollywood?
Did I mention, I will most likely do a cross-country drive (who’s coming with me?)
Did I mention, that life is grander than love will ever be?

So I’m on this new journey, and the recipe calls for ½ cup of Alpha-Flower, with a touch of anti-nepotism, a smidgen of pro-narcissus, stir in a pool of me… let it ferment. 

 

More to come when I have time to breath.  Westchesterites… check me out tonight at Cold Stone Creamery in Scarsdale where I will be telling people about the Make-A-Wish Foundation (did I mention FREE ICE CREAM!)

AND NOW THIS...

As if my lack of support for SatanIncarnate (aka George Bush I & II) could grow any stronger, here's some think-tank information sure to make you cringe:

Mental Health Commission


Bush to Screen Population for Mental Illness


APA Members Address President Bush's Mental Health Commission

Bush to call for parity in mental health coverage


Um, 'scuse me, Mr. B... why don't you be the first to try out some of these newly un-tested mind-altering substances?

dRaW yOuR oWn CoNcLuSiOnS

P.S. Can I have a serving of "corrupt" and "greed" with that article?

Haiku of the day:
 
Muse, I swallow thee
In gulps of coffee...heaven
Work never taste so sweet.

Hey there party-people it has been a while. I’m quite busy at the moment, but here’s an update:

I’m Reading:
From the Teeth of Angels – Jonathan Carroll

I’m Listening To:
Queen Greatest Hits I II & III

I’m Doing:
Helping a friend start a business
Helping a friend get ready for grad school
Getting myself ready for grad school
Going to California on July 21st on vacation
Looking for a new apartment/slash new location to exist

I’m Thinking:
Life is TOO good right now, you ever feel like that? Like you are the luckiest person in the world because you’ve been blessed so much?

I’m Eating:
Less than 1200 calories a day (SEE ALSO: Alpha Loses 10 lbs!!!)

What Rocked:
Fahrenheit 9-11
Dodgeball

What Didn’t Rock:
Going to the Emergency Room on Saturday due to complications from a root canal

P.S. Did I mention my birthdays are on July 27th and July 29th?


Alpha The Great = 1/4 of a century years old soon. Sheesh.