Monday, September 29, 2008

so i was thinking:
raising gas prices to $10 a gallon = CHAOS
= state level response instead of waiting on the feds
= state wide think-tank meetings
= faster solution
= pain… (wait for it, wait for it) then pleasure
SEE, it’s OH SO SIMPLE!

I’m glad the bank bailout didn’t pass… here’s why:
maybe now we can get away from BLINGBLING
and go back to barter (SEE ALSO: It cost MORE to produce a penny then a penny is actually worth)

(i’ll trade you my woolen cap for you’re spare tires)

Take That… Overspending
Take That… Gluttonous Reason
Take That…BuyingShitYouDon’tNeed

It’s a brand new day…. and

“what do I do well thanks for asking i ring my bell and i like to dance”


teehee

Saturday, September 27, 2008

ATG weighs in on the debates:
um, I try to be unbiased…I’m neither for nor against any particular party. Yes, I’m a registered Democrat, but really my viewpoints are more conservative in general.

so let’s break it down by individual…

i scream to both candidates:
WE GET IT! YES THE SYSTEM IS BROKEN. I DON’T NEED TO HEAR 65 MINUTES OF “WE NEED TO FIX IT”, “WE NEED TO FIX IT” without a single solution on HOW! Furthermore, I wish it wasn’t such a “Obama does this, McCain does this” I’d rather hear… HERE’S WHAT THE FUCK WE CAN DO TO MAKE THINGS BETTER RIGHT NOW

McCain – you’re old pen comment was dumb, yes to cutting spending, yet you have not stated HOW you intend to do that or what will be cut. Raised taxes is the LEAST of my worries, and I AM THE MIDDLE CLASS. Um, spending freeze??? I bet our public schools would LOVE that.

Obama – same old same old, tax cuts, new spending, new programs but a shifting. And I HIGHLY doubt you will go line-by-line through US spending debits/credits (um, don’t they have accountants for that???)

Moderator – respond directly to him was your main comment… um clearly, you did NOT attend Moderating 101

Here’s what I think:
We need to focus on education, for adults and our prosperity. Educate on how NOT to get into debt, how NOT to try to keep up with the Jones’, how NOT to purchasealargehousewithapicketfencethatyoucan’t
affordsoyoucanworktoomuchsoyourkidsandwiferesent
yousoyoucanbuymorecrapsoyoucanpaytoeraseyour
carbonfootprintsoyoucanrecycleyourlife.

Foreign Policy – let the UN take care of it, we should NOT be playing Democracy Crusaders
Abortion – to each his/her own
Financial Situation – how much are we bringing in, what is going out? Um, all greedy-motherfuckers who fucked up the system should have to volunteer 5 whole years, 40 hours a week, and work for free to build houses, infrastructure and aid in the rebuilding of US
Dependence on oil – um, take a fucking walk! raise the gas to $10 bucks a gallon, I bet that would curb US desire to have 3 SUVs with customized plates!!

alphatheGREAT says: back to basics. learn to grow our own stuff, learn to whittle, learn to entertain without being entertained, learn to give, learn to live, have a community block party, get rid of useless shit, spend time with your family, throw out your cell phone… oh and TURN OFF THE DAMN TV.

roger that.
over and out.

Monday, September 08, 2008

RIP


I would like to share the sad news that my cousin Billy died last night in a fatal car accident. He was an awesome guy who is survived by his two infant children and his wife. Please keep his family in your thoughts and prayers as they are going though a very difficult time.

Here's a picture of us in happier times.