Thursday, March 24, 2005

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Extraverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging

"I don't care to sit by the window on an airplane. If I can't control it, why look?"
ENTJs have a natural tendency to marshall and direct. This may be expressed with the charm and finesse of a world leader or with the insensitivity of a cult leader. The ENTJ requires little encouragement to make a plan. One ENTJ put it this way... "I make these little plans that really don't have any importance to anyone else, and then feel compelled to carry them out." While "compelled" may not describe ENTJs as a group, nevertheless the bent to plan creatively and to make those plans reality is a common theme for NJ types.

ENTJs are often "larger than life" in describing their projects or proposals. This ability may be expressed as salesmanship, story-telling facility or stand-up comedy. In combination with the natural propensity for filibuster, our hero can make it very difficult for the customer to decline.
TRADEMARK: -- "I'm really sorry you have to die." (I realize this is an overstatement. However, most Fs and other gentle souls usually chuckle knowingly at this description.)
ENTJs are decisive. They see what needs to be done, and frequently assign roles to their fellows. Few other types can equal their ability to remain resolute in conflict, sending the valiant (and often leading the charge) into the mouth of hell. When challenged, the ENTJ may by reflex become argumentative. Alternatively (s)he may unleash an icy gaze that serves notice: the ENTJ is not one to be trifled with.

Functional Analysis
Extraverted Thinking
"Unequivocating" expresses the resoluteness of the ENTJ's dominant function. Clarity of convictions endows these Thinkers with a knack for debate, or wanting knack, a penchant for argument. The light and heat generated by Thinking at the helm can be impressive; perhaps even overwhelming. Experience teaches many ENTJs that restraint may often be the better part of valor, lest one find oneself victorious but alone.
Introverted iNtuition
The auxiliary function explores the blueprints of archetypal patterns and equips Thinking with a fresh, dynamic sense of how things work. Improvising on the fly is something many ENTJs do very well. As Thinking's subordinate, insights are of value only insofar as they further the Right, True Cause celebre. [n.b.: ENTJs are capable of living on a higher plane, if you will, and learning to value individuals even above their principles. The above dynamic suggests less individuation.]
Extraverted Sensing
Sensing reaches out to embrace that which physically touches it. ENTJs have an awareness of the real; of that which exists. By stilling the engines of Thinking and iNtuition, this type may experience the Here and Now, and know things not dreamt of nor even postulated in iNtuition's philosophy. Sensing's minor role, however, puts it at risk for distortion or extreme weakness beneath the hustle and bustle of the giants N and T.
Introverted Feeling
Feeling is romantic, as the ethereal as the inner world from whence it doth emerge. When it be awake, feeling evokes great passion that knows not nuance of proportion nor context. Perhaps these lesser functions inspire glorious recreational quests in worlds that never were, or may only ever be in fantasy. When overdone or taken too seriously, Fi turned outward often becomes maudlin or melodramatic. Feeling in this type appears most authentic when implied or expressed covertly in a firm handshake, accepting demeanor, or act of sacrifice thinly covered by excuses of lack of any personal interest in the relinquished item.

Famous ENTJs:
U.S. Presidents:
Franklin D. Roosevelt
Richard M. Nixon
Benny Goodman, "Big Band" leaderGeneral Norman SchwarzkopfHarrison FordSteve MartinWhoopi GoldbergSigourney WeaverMargaret ThatcherAl Gore (U.S Vice President, 1993-2001)Lamar Alexander (former governor, US Secretary of Education)Les Aspen, former U.S. Secretary of DefenseCandace Bergen (Murphy Brown)Dave LettermanNewt GingrichPatrick Stewart (STNG: Jean Luc Picard)Robert James Waller (author: The Bridges of Madison County)Jim Carrey (Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, The Mask)Steve JobsPenn Jillette

Fictional ENTJs:
Geordi LaForge (STNG)

Friday, March 18, 2005

Today: I made an appointment to give blood
Yesterday: I partook in a variety of St. Patty’s Day festivities
Tomorrow: I take on the world

What’s your story? What’s your dream?

Friday, March 11, 2005

AlphaFemale strikes again
Hold on to your seats
The drama begins
(she’s underwritten)

Get this girl another I…tune

Flows like fluid
Mystique like Druid
(she’s thinking)

maybe LA_ughing

Get this girl another chakra, her speakerbox is mixed.

Maybe she should stick to allnaturalsodiumfreenoncarbonated
DO NOT REFILL
(she’s maxed out)

hidden…like so many things she loves.

Tuesday, March 08, 2005

no news
nonsense
strike a pose
then repent
she’s utterly distraught…
(wake up)

because this month’s elixir has taken Coffee for a ride

Thursday, March 03, 2005

Come on,
Be creative
Be witty
Write a ditty

(they’re waiting)

Be free,
Speak your mind
All the time
That’s not a crime

(they’ll see)

Take a chance,
Drive that car
Show who you are
Become a star

(who will it be?)


I’m curious.

You’re wrong
You’re right
They despise
Everyone sighs
You’re good
You’re bad
You’ve been had

Stab you in the back
Place your train off track
Trust is in love with lack

or maybe we should paint all the dandelions yellow…
COWARD

Wednesday, March 02, 2005


ORDAINED I SAY!