Saturday, March 27, 2004

You know you are a dork when:

1.You keep your ‘fast checkout’ library card on your keychain, and all library personnel are on a first name basis with you.

2.Your idea of fun on a Friday night is constructing a business plan.

3.You prefer documentaries about the perils of society instead of the latest blockbuster.

4.The first station programmed into your car does not play music, but rather contains a schedule of informational discussions and debates.

5.You have your own apartment, and you are the only one who lives their, and you have a wireless network setup complete with computer and laptop so you can travel to any room and still have internet access.

6.You would rather overhaul someone’s résumé than go to the movies.

7.You set your alarm on Saturday to wake up surprisingly early, even though you do not have to be anywhere until 3pm.

8.You can’t get to sleep, it’s 2am, and suddenly you feel the need to research the rising extinction level of several species in the Amazon.

9.The thought of writing a compelling letter or grant excites you.

10.You have whole conversations with yourself when you are in your car.

…welcome to my world.

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