Alphadisiac: ThE wOrLd AcCoRdInG tO mE

Inner monologue of a cornflake:


2.3: “You’re fortunate, you know. I mean, you were born ‘you’ and not someone else. See that guy over there begging for your food scraps? That could have been you.”

Half Past Nine: “So maybe I had a bad day.”

2.3: “See that girl on the screen screaming while bombs go off in her back yard? That could have been you.”

Half Past Nine: “And maybe the week hasn’t been going so well.”

2.3: It’s just that, we take it, ya know. Life, that is. And we complain about what we don’t have, and what we do have, and what we should have. But it only gets better when you realize who we are.”

Half Past Nine: “But what’s the point…”

2.3: “Question mark.”


…because sometimes life doesn’t make cents.