Alphadisiac: ThE wOrLd AcCoRdInG tO mE

WARNING: The following blog post is rated “FH” for FUCKING HOT. If you are currently taking medications for any heart conditions and/or sexual dysfunction, uh, hm.

I want to get a tattoo of the outline of NJ on my ass cheek. Yes, that’s right. The outline of New Jersey (fun, fun, fun). So I’m playing around with placement to see where it might work best.

Here’s what it would look like:



So, whaddya think? Looks so funny! Ha! I'm thinking maybe I should wait until I’m thirty? Three years away... might-as-well go out with a SHABANG.

Other opinions on placement welcome. Feel free to stage an intervention at any time.

JERSEY 4-LIFE!!