So me and my best bud “insert Daisy here” are all drinking… chilling… singing… talking about past loves, past likes, past…
And she busted her ass on the floor -insert alcohol here-, -insert drunk Daisy breaking her arm here-
We volunteered today at a Chocolate Festival in the boonies:
Hottie count = 2, including us = 4
Chocolate pieces consumed = 3
Blueberry port consumed = 1
Pizza consumed = 2
Coffee consumed = 3
Chocolate cake consumed = 1
Bottles of wine consumed = 1 and ½
Marvelous dinners Alpha The Great cooked = 1
Number of times Pandora’s box had nothing in it = 1
Number of times Pandora’s box has something in it = 1
Number of times Daisy drew the line (because Alpha talks a lot of sh*t) = 5
Number of boundaries Alpha The Great crossed = -insert infinity here–
Number of awkward moments caused by Alpha The Great at Daisy’s expense = 4,250
Number of times Daisy dreamt of Drew Bennett = 69
Number of times Alpha The Great dreamt of Andrew Lincoln (from Love Actually) = 96
So yeah, enjoy…
WHAT?
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